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 Masks are mandatory at our venue

A strictly-for-adults holiday pantomime.

Join Santa as he absolutely eats it trying to navigate the cultural quicksand of cancellation and general festive fuckery in 2020; the international year of the turd.

Brought to you by your favourite comedians and theatre darlings of Sydney, this one night only live event is the irreverent romp your poor broken spirit needs to leave this stinker of a year behind, and celebrate that we made it through.

Get ready to shout out ‘he’s behind you’ with nothing but joy, not because a crusty lech is lurking at your back, hoping you’ll cop a squizz of his exposed knob. It will also be a Christmas hum-along (no group singing, but we’re gonna hum the shit out of some top notch carols) and we will be raising money for artists and performers who have done it tough this year.

Featuring Nikki Britton, Sam Taunton, Nick Mattick (Smart Casual), Rosie Piper, Gerard McGowan, and drop ins from celebrity special guests, it’s the unmissable* comedy party event of the year!


If 2020 has been a sweet-scented glide through a lush field of puppies and orgasms, great for you. If it’s left you with a taste like you’ve blown a sick goat, be at this show.




PLEASE NOTE: Live stream tickets are available online up to 60 minutes before show start. Make sure you get your tickets early! A Zoom link will be emailed to you before the show. 

**Streams subject to audience numbers. Online audience members will be contacted prior regarding any programme changes


Please do not attend if you are experiencing any flu-like symptoms, have travelled overseas within the last 14 days or have been in direct or indirect contact with a suspected or confirmed case of Covid-19.

Patrons are required to provide their name and contact details upon arrival as well as have their temperature taken with a remote thermometer. If your temperature reads above 38 C you will not be permitted entry for the safety of all patrons.



CARD/CONTACTLESS PAYMENT ONLY – We are no longer taking cash sales

Please ensure everyone you wish to seat at your table is included in your booking to avoid being seated separately.

Please adhere to social distancing at all times and follow direction from venue staff.

The venue will be taking a number of precautionary measures to ensure patron safety, including:
– Hand sanitiser dispensers
– Signage and social distancing markers throughout the venue
– Regular sanitising of the venue and a full clean between sittings


Venue doors open a minimum of 30 minutes prior to show start time. Pop in before the show for a drink and a physically distanced mingle!

Giant Dwarf is a licensed venue. Anyone under the age of 18 must be accompanied by a parent or guardian. 

The venue reserves the right to refuse admission to any person. Any discriminatory, illegal or aggressive behaviour, will not be permitted.


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    16 December 2020
    7:30 pm - 9:30 pm
  • 16 Dec, Livestream: Christmas is F#cking Cancelled
    16 December 2020
    8:00 pm - 9:00 pm



280 Cleveland St, Surry Hills, New South Wales, 2010, Australia

Christmas is F#cking Cancelled; Artist Fundraiser

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