Nailed It: The Live-Action Reboot
In an economy built on hot takes, you either get rich or die trying to compile the definitive rankings of Friends episodes.
That’s why we’re bringing you a binge-worthy collection of truly bizarre, ill-thought out and altogether terrible opinion pieces. It’s a night of ideas so awful they could only ever run in the morally-devoid opinion pages of every major newspaper in the country.
As devoid of fresh ideas as a Disney studio, Giant Dwarf are bringing back its beloved Hot Take bakery Nailed It! for a one-off special filled with uncannily realistic CGI recreations of some of the country’s best writers and comedians delivering some of the worst takes they can possibly muster.
Unfortunately, at the time of posting, we are forced to stan:
Zoe Coombs Marr
and Zaina Ahmed
Hosted by James Colley, unless he’s cancelled beforehand. In which case, we never knew him and he’s dead to us.
Great writers, terrible thinkpieces.
Nailed It: This Is Everything.
Check out a tonne of the past nonsense over at the Nailed It! podcast.
Courtyard bar opens at 6:30pm for a 7:30pm start. Pop in before the show for a drink and a mingle!
Giant Dwarf is a licensed venue. Anyone under the age of 18 must be accompanied by a parent or guardian.