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Two Queers Festival presents:

“…brief, ham-handed humour…it felt forced” – Honi Soit review, 2019

The Noodle Girls have long been known for their whacky, high energy brew of sketch-comedy and songs akin to a slap in the face from a wet sock full of synthetic hair and MSG.

After a brief hiatus, including many hours of wig archiving, the Noodle Girls are back and wrigglier than ever! Only this time… they’ve added some ham to that soggy sock slap!

Ham-Handed Hag Hour * is a mash up of fan-favourite sketches and hit songs from the Noodle Girls vault! A full hour show that’ll have you saying “hahhahha” !

The Noodle Girls have performed all over NSW from their sell-out debut show and encore show at 2019 Sydney Comedy Festival: Shmood: Full Throttle, to their hit show from 2019 Sydney Fringe Festival: Wigging Out and memorable performances at Secret Garden Festival 2019.

Ham-Handed Hag Hour is a ONE NIGHT ONLY event that’s sure to bring a smile to your Aunty’s face!


clumsy or bungling; “a ham-handed attempt”


Rachael and Lauren

PLEASE NOTE: Live stream tickets are available online up to 60 minutes before show start. Make sure you get your tickets early! A Zoom link will be emailed to you before the show.

**Streams subject to audience numbers. Online audience members will be contacted prior regarding any programme changes


Please do not attend if you are experiencing any flu-like symptoms, have travelled overseas within the last 14 days or have been in direct or indirect contact with a suspected or confirmed case of Covid-19.

Patrons are required to provide their name and contact details upon arrival as well as have their temperature taken with a remote thermometer. If your temperature reads above 38 C you will not be permitted entry for the safety of all patrons.



CARD/CONTACTLESS PAYMENT ONLY – We are no longer taking cash sales

Patrons are permitted entry into the venue for a maximum duration of 2 hours.

Please ensure everyone you wish to sit with is included in your booking to avoid being seated separately.

Please adhere to social distancing at all times and follow direction from venue staff.

The venue will be taking a number of precautionary measures to ensure patron safety, including:
– Hand sanitiser dispensers
– Signage and social distancing markers throughout the venue
– Regular sanitising of the venue and a full clean between sittings


Venue doors open a minimum of 30 minutes prior to show start time. Pop in before the show for a drink and a physically distanced mingle!

Giant Dwarf is a licensed venue. Anyone under the age of 18 must be accompanied by a parent or guardian. 

The venue reserves the right to refuse admission to any person. Any discriminatory, illegal or aggressive behaviour, will not be permitted.


  • TQF 2020 - Noodle Girls: Ham-Handed Hag Hour
    8 November 2020
    7:00 pm - 8:00 pm
  • TQF 2020 - Livestream: Noodle Girls
    8 November 2020
    7:00 pm - 8:00 pm



280 Cleveland St, Gadigal Land, Surry Hills, New South Wales, 2010, Australia

Noodle Girls: Ham-Handed Hag Hour

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