Two Queers Festival presents:
OK OK!! you ASKED FOR IT* and I DELIVER! We know that what the world needs now, more than anything, is a show from me, Zoë Coombs Marr!
It’s been a while and everyone’s forgotten what a “show” is supposed to be, but I’m finally allowed to look at all of your weird little faces sitting in the dark, and while I’m being entertained by that, I will pay for your time by entertaining you with… what I assume will be part stand up, part chat, part performance lecture, part acid flashback.
Look TBH I don’t know what it is but who knows what anything is anymore?! Look at my face. Hear my jokes. See what I’ve been up to in lockdown! It will be funny. I miss you.
*nobody asked for this
PLEASE NOTE: Live stream tickets are available online up to 60 minutes before show start. Make sure you get your tickets early! A Zoom link will be emailed to you before the show.
**Streams subject to audience numbers. Online audience members will be contacted prior regarding any programme changes
CONDITIONS OF ENTRY:
Please do not attend if you are experiencing any flu-like symptoms, have travelled overseas within the last 14 days or have been in direct or indirect contact with a suspected or confirmed case of Covid-19.
Patrons are required to provide their name and contact details upon arrival as well as have their temperature taken with a remote thermometer. If your temperature reads above 38 C you will not be permitted entry for the safety of all patrons.
CARD/CONTACTLESS PAYMENT ONLY – We are no longer taking cash sales
Patrons are permitted entry into the venue for a maximum duration of 2 hours.
Please ensure everyone you wish to sit with is included in your booking to avoid being seated separately.
Please adhere to social distancing at all times and follow direction from venue staff.
The venue will be taking a number of precautionary measures to ensure patron safety, including:
– Hand sanitiser dispensers
– Signage and social distancing markers throughout the venue
– Regular sanitising of the venue and a full clean between sittings
Venue doors open a minimum of 30 minutes prior to show start time. Pop in before the show for a drink and a physically distanced mingle!
Giant Dwarf is a licensed venue. Anyone under the age of 18 must be accompanied by a parent or guardian.
The venue reserves the right to refuse admission to any person. Any discriminatory, illegal or aggressive behaviour, will not be permitted.